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BRAZILIAN SQUAD Pinocchio, Libero, Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango, Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio, Portfolio SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro (GK), Aristotle
SERBIAN SQUAD Itch, Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch, Hic, Sic, Spic, Pric, Digaditch, Fallinaditch, Sewastitch SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD Whodyanicabolicov, Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov, Slalomsky, Downhillsky, Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev, Fuckov, Taykitov SUBS: Rubitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid
ROMANIAN SQUAD Chatanoogaciouciou, Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou, Busqueue, Snookercu, Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou, I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD Toomanigoalssen, Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen, Firstsson, Seccondsson, Thirdsson, Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen, Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD Baloni, Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli, Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani, Legslikejelli, Havabenni, Wobblijelli, Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD San Francisco, Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manuel Gearbox, Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero, Chihuahua, Jose Canyouseebythedawnsearlylight SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD Kenning van Hire, Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez, Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors, Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison
Players who are not included are ... Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place for the sweeper, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam, with his finger in a dyke.
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